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• Beatles' Apple Corps Settles EMI Suit

  Thu Apr 12, 2007
  • I'm tired of the Beatles' attitude. When their stuff is on iTunes I won't even be tempted to buy it. Your music isn't worth special terms. This is one of the rare cases where it's the band being greedy, not the record company.

• Man Convicted of 971 Sex Counts

  Wed Mar 21, 2007
  • I feel bad for the jury, that's gotta be fun to decide on 971 counts. You know there will be some prick who wants to go through each one.

• First Visitors Step Onto Canyon Skywalk

  Tue Mar 20, 2007
  • Why waste the money on a ticket? There is plenty of uncrowded canyon to jump off of. It's not exactly fenced in.

• Panama Police Seize 21 Tons of Cocaine

  Mon Mar 19, 2007
  • That's more than an 8-ball for every citizen of Panama. Yikes. Talk about a party. Seems like someone was putting a lot of eggs in one basket.

• Frito-Lay: Mouse Got Into Bag at School

  Mon Mar 19, 2007
  • The bag had been delivered to the school six days earlier

• Vincent Margera Pleads Not Guilty

  Tue Mar 6, 2007
  • The testimony record will be littered with *indecipherable drunken babble* instances.

• Teens Accused of Making Ostrich Impotent

  Mon Mar 5, 2007
  • It's good to see that stupid lawsuits aren't a US phenomenon. If Ostrich's were mentally capable of getting depressed because some boys were loud, they would be studied and not eaten. I think the farmer just needs some hotter she-Ostrich's to get him going.

• Drug Confiscations Drop in Cuba

  Fri Mar 2, 2007
  • Cubans are too busy buying rice on the black market to worry about anything else. No surprises here.

• Sexual Fetish Survey Turns Up Surprising Results

  Tue Feb 27, 2007
  • The percentages seem a little off... T&A got a very small percentage (around the same level as nails). How likely is it that only 2% of people like an ass? I figured it out, look at where the data was collected--this study is complete garbage thanks to extreme population bias:

• Opium Eradication Starts in Afghanistan

  Fri Feb 23, 2007
  • In the US we still pay farmers and big companies to grow food that can't be sold at market rates (yay for subsidies) but in Afganistan we just destroy crops without any aid? That really makes no sense.